Valentine is a special moment when people celebrate and honor their love; besides, it also gives a good chance for the man to impress or even declare to his special woman.
In many cases, you will not be brave enough to show your feelings through direct words or in a romantic situation because someone with who you have special feelings but isn’t sure if they feel the same way. Because he or she does not like you, in some case, it may embarrass them and accidentally hurt you, especially your thought and their thought is not the same.
With unrequited love, you can write or look for a lovely and funny poem – a Valentine poem with gentle and loving thoughts – and send it to him or her on Valentine’s Day to find out if the individual had feelings for you. It can an effective way to express your feelings to them without fear of embarrassment and hurt if a person doesn’t care about your feelings.
We have 10 sweet, funny and wonderful Valentine’s Day poems here which can express for your emotional words. Hopefully, you will find a cute Valentine poem that fits your love!
1, I Have An Idea © Jade Valentine
I don’t get valentines day,
it’s rather a pickle.
I don’t get why we fall in “Love” so hard,
I say it’s a set up,
for our hearts to burst.
But girls love it so I guess it’s a curse.
Everything is pink & red,
except for my hair
Everyone says “Oh, love is in the air”
But I thought it’s not true.
Until I saw Lilly sitting over there,
My heart raced, I was quite scared.
I never had this feeling didn’t know what to do,
So I went to my teacher and asked
“Have you been in love too?”
She smiled and laughed “of course I have
It’s awful hard and worth the wait”
So I guess valentines day isn’t so bad,
I mean I fell in love with Lilly.J.Labb
2, Stuck On You © Kenneth J. Miller
You’re sucrose, you’re glucose,
You’re fructose and more,
From your head to your feet…
Which are stuck to the floor.
You’re Hershey’s, you’re Snickers,
You’re sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You’ll just sweeten my coffee.
I love you so much
That I’m getting frenetic,
But I can’t even kiss you,
’cause I’m diabetic.
3, Valentines Day © Ashley Williams
Valentines Day is coming up, and I don’t have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I’ve been crushing on since the second grade!
He’s funny, sweet and also very smart.
The rest of the boys are just mean, obnoxious and think it’s funny to fart.
Well why hasn’t he asked me, is it something I said?
Maybe it’s my breath; I should have never eaten that garlic bread.
But wait, here comes Drew, walking down the hall, and O-M-G was it my name he just called?
He’s walking my way, has my day come at last?
But Drew keeps walking and walking till my locker and I he pass.
Well what a bummer all he did was smile.
Well that’s the most I’ve ever gotten from him in a while.
So I open my locker, about to start heading for class.
But I notice something, another valentines card.
I hope this ones the last.
I don’t even want to read it because Valentines Day is coming up, and I don’t have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
“Will you be my valentine” reads the card, signed from Drew.
4, A Redneck Valentine’s Day Poem © Denise Scott
Collards is green, yer eyes ain’t blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin’ like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.
We go together like a skunk and stink
Ever time I see ya my eye starts to wink.
Yer love fer me is like a roll of duct tape
Ya hold me together each time I break.
I love it when ya burp and fart
It’s music to my ears that soothes my heart.
And the sound of ya snorin’ right in my ear
Always brings to my eye a big ol’ tear.
Yer hair is soft like a dogs hairy knees
But I’m sure happy you ain’t got no fleas!
Yer chest is so purty and so is yer mouth
And I can’t even tell ya how I love what is south.
On them special occasions when you shave yer beard
And clean all that hair from outta your ears
I wanna take out and show ya off to the crowd
Cuz when we go to town ya make me feel real proud.
At night when ya hold me real, real tight like ya do
I can smell on yer breath the scent of yer chew.
I love yer kisses, ain’t none no wheres finer
Ya taste like the road kill down at the diner.
I’d go to the Walmart for Valentine’s Day
But I got this bad itch that just won’t go away.
So I ordered a special gift just for you
It’s a purty ol’ used motor from Evinrude!
5, You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentines Day © Kaya De
Hearts are flying,
Stars are aligned,
So many valentine cards I will find
On top of my desk,
And under my chair,
I even found one tangled up in my hair,
Oh valentines day,
The love, how could you miss it,
There’s something about it that makes it so exquisite,
Oh me, oh my,
How can it be true!
The exquisite thing is, you.
6, Candy Love © Terra Mobley
Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together
Just you and me, sweet bliss
When the moon begins to eclipse we’ll be in each others arms
I never knew how much of a sweet tart you could be
There are zero people like you
Your my lifesaver in this unforgiving world
I love all your little snickers
And I feel safe when you wrap your butterfingers around me
I want to share all of your kisses
Now and later, always and forever
Your all the payday I’ll ever need
I wouldn’t trade you for 100 grand
All because I love my sweet gummy bear
7, Someone I Know © Lily V. Tran
There’s someone I know
Who I really can’t stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or
Move to the moon or
Deeper out of space
Whenever I see him
I make a weird face
Today during recess
Outside the yard
He suddenly gave me
A valentine card
I wish that he hadn’t
It made me upset
It was the prettiest one
I could possible get
8, Daddy I Love You © Claire Anderson
Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You help me, but sometimes,
need me to teach you to play.
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Valentines Day!
9, Won’t You? © Shel Silverstein
Barbara’s eyes are blue as azure,
But she is in love with Freddy.
Karen’s sweet, but Harry has her.
Gentle Jane is going steady.
Carol hates me. So does May.
Abigail will not be mine.
Nancy lives too far away…
Won’t you be my Valentine?
10, Be My Valentine © Elver B
Please be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote
I will let you touch my phone
I will let you choose the hotel
I will let you pick my clothes
I will hold your hand as we walk
I will pull your chair for you
I will let you order first
I will look in your eyes
I will take your hand into mine
I will make sure you smile
then I will let you pay the bill